On the planet Norma, where time is 50 years in the past, Happy and Rebecca meet a young Professor Weisz, who long ago saved Happy’s life.

Claire and Gloria’s Mother’s Day excursion outdoors with the kids turns into the mother of all disasters. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay share an awkward moment when they stay home to…

Jay advises a dog trainer, while Phil and Claire switch parenting duties to the kids’ chagrin. Mitchell has an extra Lady Gaga ticket when Cameron ends up sick.

The whole family is gathering at Jay’s before heading out to Alex’s graduation ceremony from middle school, but while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from…

Jay wants to go fishing on his birthday, but the family insists he have a big party, leading Claire and Mitchell to get trapped in their childhood yard, Phil to…

Claire runs herself ragged trying to fix the relationship between Haley and Alex, while Phil sneaks off to the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay’s morbid plans to purchase…

Luke becomes friends with a curmudgeon old neighbor, which does not please Phil and Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny try to get Jay to join them at the symphony, but…

Cameron is overzealous in his planning of the spring musical performance at Luke and Manny’s school. Jay’s brother visits while Phil convinces the family to be in his new TV…

Mitchell and Cameron assess their family members in trying to decide who would best take care of Lily should anything happen to them.

Phil and Claire pressure Alex to ease back on her school work, but begin to worry about their own intellectual drives. Meanwhile, Jay is upset when Gloria tries to befriend…

It’s Phil and Claire’s anniversary, and when the kids go to surprise them with breakfast in bed, they get a surprise of their own. Jay and Gloria’s plans for a…

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year’s Valentine’s Day. Meanwhile, Jay’s surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted, and a secret admirer comes between Cameron…

The guest list for Lily’s princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite his mom, much to Claire’s dismay, and disinvite Fizbo, much to…

Phil and Claire have a huge fight and Phil hasn’t a clue as to what it was over, so Gloria steps in to counsel Phil while Jay counsels Claire. Meanwhile,…

It’s Manny’s birthday and the family is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate, though Manny himself is depressed about getting older. Phil and Claire decide to engage in a not-so-friendly…

Mitchell tries to tell Cameron how he feels uncomfortable with his mom, Barb Tucker. Meanwhile, Haley breaks up with Dylan much to Phil’s dismay and Claire’s delight. Jay has a…

At Luke and Manny’s first school dance, Jay and Phil take them to the mall which turns disastrous, Claire’s happiness turns into jealousy when Gloria joins the school dance committee….

Claire becomes a determined neighborhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds though their streets. Meanwhile, Phil is busy trying to land an important listing with…

When an earthquake hits, Claire gets stuck in the bathroom with the plumber; Manny experiences an existential crisis while out with Jay; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake as an…

Claire tries to stop Phil from embarrassing himself at a realtors’ banquet by giving an unfunny speech, while Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Meanwhile, Jay and…

In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge the family to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron attempt…

Claire gets ready to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters during her favorite holiday. She gives each family member a role to play, but nothing goes right….

Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they’re stuck at home sick, and Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. Gloria and…

Phil finally agrees to sell the old station wagon but only after a family trip down memory lane; Cameron asks Jay for help when Mitchell decides to build a life-size…

Gloria decides to honor her late grandmother by cooking more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out Alex is interested in a boy; Mitchell’s aversion to public displays of affection causes…

Claire is caught off guard when Phil’s father shows up in an RV with a little four legged friend, and she becomes suspicious that he might be hiding a larger…

For Jay’s birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise — a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii — the only kicker is she invited the whole entire family to come along….

Jay could not be more excited to do nothing but indulge and relax in this tropical paradise, but then an unexpected reality check dampens his plans. Meanwhile, Phil is determined…

Claire painstakingly plans for a new family portrait to be taken, but it seems like everything and everybody is working against her. Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex…

After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. Meanwhile Jay accidentally kills Manny’s beloved…

Phil and Claire each tackle one of their kids’ school projects; Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised…

It could not be more perfect that Phil’s birthday and the release date of a hot new product coincide, and he wants nothing so much as to be one of…

When Luke and Manny’s hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. Claire and Gloria each struggle with the…

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it’s Luke’s doing, a guilty Phil doesn’t necessarily correct her. Jay and Gloria disagree over his beloved life-sized dog…

Mitchell plants the seed in Jay’s head that he thinks one of Jay’s old buddies might be secretly gay. Jay doesn’t believe it for a second… except for all the…

Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie, visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. Meanwhile Jay has an unsettling locker room moment when he and Cameron go play…